lol


me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*


the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level


flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage


precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 


caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend.

I realize the irony. 



relahvant:

Taking selfies with your pet

Expectation; 

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Reality; 

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posted 2 weeks ago via magstah · © relahvant with 48,518 notes

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important



Anonymous asked: "what does bdsm mean? please explain."

placentaandllamas:

best damn spaghetti meatballs



oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

posted 2 weeks ago via teenagah · © oknope with 175,139 notes

camerondatass:

mostlymagcon:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

You’re a legend.

THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME