lol


twistedwindsox:

I believe it

twistedwindsox:

I believe it


wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer



disturbingly-average:


i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian


spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN


amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

posted 1 month ago via drerra · © hellaerin with 175,792 notes

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue


harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°


confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me


legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom


warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life


puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people