lol

terezidactyl:

fadeintocase:

pizzaight:

fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months

its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering


despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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curlingharry:

littlemissmargaery:

australians-assemble:

cutecourf:

iwriteblogsnottragedies:

purupurupikopuyo:

i still can’t believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country

you forgot wollongong

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I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place

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  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product


  • driving teacher: stay in your lane
  • me: stay in your lane
posted 2 weeks ago via trust · © lmaho with 53,366 notes


rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown


stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

posted 1 month ago via yungthott · © stabs with 213,657 notes

thefannibals:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

is this how marriages work

posted 1 month ago via pofato · © neptunain with 340,956 notes